Illogical Detective

Holes investigates grave robbery, of corpses, from Bayswater Church yard in London. The
funerals have been subcontracted to the family of Burial Holes. Holes uses a tomb hide and
observes what appears to be a corpse being bought back to life. Then in a private bar in the
pub, Grave Diggers Arms, he encounters Vampires, Zombies and Ware Wolves. But unknown
to Holes this is a rehearsal of a play for Halloween, Samhains Festival, by the Bayswater
Amateur Drama Society (BADS). But Holes thinks they are members of the reformed
Hells Club. Who try to poison him with a meal of Puffer fish and chips. But due to Holes help
the meal is served to a member of the Hell club. Holes thinks the Hell Cub is supplying
Zombies to work on sugar plantations in South America. The wives of Zombies claim the life
insurance of their husband and emigrate to South America. The company, Tate and Lyle, who
extract sugar from sugar cane lobby the British Minister of Agriculture, to prevent the import
of cheap South American sugar.
Holes convinces the British Government that on Halloween an army of Vampires, Zombies
and Were Wolves would cross over, epicentre Grave Diggers Arms, and Join forces with the
Irish Republican army (IRA) to take over Great Britain. That this has been initiated by the
Pope in an attempt to blame Protestants. The intelligence services of Britain, MI 5, 6 and 17
think that Holes is working with the IRA and will take them over as the head of intelligence
services. The British army is mobilized, and Ordained Fighting Units formed to combat,
Vampires, Zombies and Were Wolves using silver, religious artifacts, Holly Water and garlic,.