Kittyplexy

She's a walking disaster. He's a safe space for hire. Together, they're fast friends-and that's the problem.Kitty Quivers writes scorching memoirs. Too bad she s not real. James Ellison, the woman behind the pen, has a dating history that reads more like horror than romance. There was the Uno Champion, the Manosphere Manifesto, the Felon Add a neurological condition that makes surprises a fall risk, and it s no wonder James keeps her swooning safely on page.Malo Kane is a former navy man, a classic boat builder, and temporarily do NOT tell his family an escort. He has professional rules. He s good at following them. Then he meets James, who sees the man behind the fantasy.When fan pressure forces James to prove that Kitty s love life is real, she hires Malo to fake a few photos strictly anonymous, of course. But an ER visit, a muddy lakeside catastrophe, and one hot-air balloon crash later, #KittyClues goes viral and they draw more attention than they bargained for.Through it all, something unexpected happens: they become each other s person. Which would be great if either of them could figure out what to do about it.A laugh-out-loud, slow-burn romcom full of bad dates, big feelings, and the best kind of mayhem. This novel contains descriptive love scenes and adult language.