Stinkletoes

One Troll. Six Sparrows. A stone that could end the world. Pull up a chair. Supper's about to get legendary.The gods have a starship. The apocalypse has a countdown. And the universe's last hope is... a troll with a big toe problem. Meet Stinkletoes.•  "e;A sprawling, imaginative tale that combines the humor of a self-aware narrator with the whimsical darkness of myth, folklore, and classic storytelling... It's the most unique book I've read in a very long time."e; — Carol Thompson, Readers' Favorite (5 Stars)•  "e;A clever, creepy, completely original read... channeled straight out of the Brothers Grimm."e; — K.C. Finn, Readers' Favorite (5 Stars)•  "e;Once you flip open this page-turner, you will not stop... dropped me in the middle of magnificent imagination."e; — Keith Mbuya, Readers' Favorite (5 Stars)He's an ageless troll with one brown eye, one blue eye (gifted by his android Norn godmothers), and a terrible habit of talking directly to you. He says he likes eating people, but when the world's power source is stolen and Ragnarök begins its final countdown, he climbs out of a trash pit with a rescued child on his shoulders instead.Turns out, the robot Fates have a secret mission for this soft-hearted monster: gather a ragtag flock of orphans and guide them through a doomed, Norse-inspired world to a hidden survival vault.Inside this 500 page epic:• Epic Techno-Mythology: Outrun Warg armies, heist the underworld of Helheim, and survive the literal collapse of the cosmos.• Chaos & Comedy: Dodge an immortal grandmother hunting a regenerating big toe and survive flatulence-inducing cauldrons of world-evil.• Heart & Humor: A sprawling comedic epic that blends cozy found-family warmth with massive stakes.Dive into a story about a monster who chooses mercy, and the small, stubborn souls who inherit the earth when the powerful destroy it. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and deeply human epic fantasy.